Creepy Bus
“Getting these little ones off to school. I didn’t recognize the bus driver this morning. Or the bus. Looked more like a van, OH MY GOD.” @johncmayer
Submission: @bengillin
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posted 27 February, 2010
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Nevermind Jog
“Went jogging to ‘nevermind’ today & as I lugged around my 203lb frame I remembered lugging around 175lbs in 1991 to a cassette of the same.” @rainnwilson
Submission: @bengillin
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posted 27 February, 2010
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Mutant Toes
“if I had mutant toes like the guy ahead of me at starbucks, I wouldn’t wear sandals like that!” @sandro
Submission: @bengillin
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posted 27 February, 2010
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Professional Resume
“I wish I could put a picture of myself with a huge smile on my resume and still be professioinal.” @unusuario
Submission: @vernique
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posted 27 February, 2010
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Carrie Prejean is a Dumb Bitch
“Dan Savage thinks Carrie Prejean is a dumb bitch!” @PerezHilton
Submission: @marunavarro
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posted 27 February, 2010
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