Bunnies Building a Spaceship
“Most logical statement ever - “It sounded like bunnies building a spaceship”” - @thisisnotapril
Submission: @bengillin
Children Vodka Martinis
“@thisisnotapril are the small children vodka martinis?” @glenbot
Submission: @bengillin
Jealous Mom
“My mother just said she is jealous of my social life. I’m not sure she realizes how much of it involves yelling at musicians in parking lots.” @thisisnotapril
Submission: @JenXer




