“Dr Pepper doesn’t have a period in it. An easy way to remember this is ‘Doctors are dudes and dudes don’t get periods.’” - @FakeAPStylebook
Submission: @ZebluePrime
Good Cup of Tea
“How many Tea Party members would know a good cup of tea”? @TXBentleyboy
Submitted By @DeeRoc2001
Forgetful Shower
“In the shower right now. Zoned out and can’t remember whether or not I’ve already used soap. Please help.” - @bajillionhits
Submission: @dnobody




