Forgetful Driving
“Forgot I was driving while driving. Neat!” - @brandius
Submission: @glenbot
posted 28 February, 2010by shutupben
Peoples Faces
“Sometimes I look at peoples faces and think… Is God running out of ideas.” @eloy
Children Vodka Martinis
“@thisisnotapril are the small children vodka martinis?” @glenbot
Submission: @bengillin
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