BBC Interviews Twetches

“Just was interviewed by @jemimah_knight for the @podsandblogs BBC podcast. Stay tuned for details. Thanks Jamillah!” - @twetches

Submission: @Dnobody

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• bengillin
• dnobody
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Shameless Dessert

“There is no shame in having two desserts” @queeftaco

Submitted By: @Dnobody

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• queeftaco
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Jesus Sandals

“first twat: if sandals were good enough for jesus they’re good enough for me” @queeftaco

Submitted By: @Dnobody

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• queeftaco
• jesus
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Conan O’Brien Squirrel Interview

“Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.” - @ConanOBrien

Submitted By: @Dnobody

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• dnobody
• squirrel
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Ass-Eating Tweets

“It’s a Scooby-like ghost town here this morning. Where has everyone gone? It was all the ass-eatin’ Tweets, wasn’t it? I’ll brush! *sigh*” @ThatKevinSmith

Submission: @dnobody

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Dnobody Twetches BenGillin Twetches Natasha

“@natasha have you seen this? @bengillin drew “California Sun is Delicious” a #twetch inspired by your tweet http://ow.ly/HUKb” @bengillin

Submission: @dnobody

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• bengillin
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Period Syncing

“Cara just excitedly informed me that because we’re together all the time, “We’ll sync our periods- like we’re in a herd!” Fuck she’s weird.” @oliviamunn

Submission: @dnobody

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• dnobody
• period
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I’ll Be Inside You

“Los Angeles! In 6 hours, I’ll be inside you. Wife! In 6 hours and 5 minutes, I’ll be inside you, too. Weed! 6hrs 7 minutes, you’ll be in me.” @thatkevinsmith

Submission: @dnobody

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• inside
• you

Houston Snow Blah Blah

“blah blah snow blah blah.” @dhhuang

Submission: @dnobody

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• dhhuang
• dnobody
• houston
• snow
• blah

Hoodie Jackass

“I like shirts with hoods on them because I like the option of looking like a jackass.” @johncmayer

Submission: @dnobody

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• johncmayer
• dnobody
• hoodie
• jackass

Dear God…

“Dear God, could you turn the heater on over here? Thanks, Oliviaxx” @oliviamunn

Submission: @dnobody

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• oliviamunn
• dnobody
• dear
• god

Cold Gummy Bears

“OH MY GUMMY BEARS iT’S COLD OUTSiDE!!! :-(” @K_padilla

Submission: @dnobody

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• k_padilla
• dnobody
• gummy bears

Spotless Future

“Your future is spotless” @RevRunWisdom

Submission: @dnobody

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• revrunwisdom
• dnobody
• spotless
• future

Honest Friendly Advice

“Im telling you as a friend that if you wake up in the morning & your balls smell like pussy, it should be FROM pussy.” @sarahksilverman

Submission: @dnobody

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• sarahksilverman
• dnobody
• honest
• advice

Shawn O’neill Got Hit By A Bus

“@shawnroneill got hit by a bus.” @bengillin

Submission: @dnobody

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• shawnroneill
• bengillin
• dnobody
• hit by a bus