King Paul The Octopus
“Get ready for the New World Order. The reign of King Paul the Octopus begins tonight. Bow down to your tentacly master.” - @alexlobov
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Put a Ring on Lebron
“I bet LeBron’s favorite Beyonce song is the one that goes, “If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it”.” - @juliasegal
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BP Killed Spongebob
“OOOOOh who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one; BP killed everything. #bpcares” - @darenpearcy
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Trust Zuckerberg
“Wow. 19yo Zuckerberg calls Facebook v1 users “dumb f***s” for trusting him with their information.” - @ryan
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BBC Interviews Twetches
“Just was interviewed by @jemimah_knight for the @podsandblogs BBC podcast. Stay tuned for details. Thanks Jamillah!” - @twetches
Submission: @Dnobody
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Conan O’Brien’s Man Servant
“I’m a simple man. I start every day with a cup of joe, the morning paper, and a lavender Pan-Asiatic body scrub from my man-servant, Lobo.” @conanobrien
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Rogue Satellite
“Rogue satellite threatens #LOST finale for cable subscribers:http://ow.ly/1Kr6Y” @Phlegon
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Facebook Is Dead To Me
“Facebook is dead to me, I’m quitting today.http://bucketb.com/blog/2010/05/10/why-im-quitting-facebook-today #deadpool” @kevron
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Stolen Scream
“Today in 1994 Edvard Munchs painting “The Scream” recovered 3 months after stolen #art” - @earthxplorer
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Star Wars Day
“Happy Star Wars Day. May the 4th be with you.” @thrashermag
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Jim Carrey Cornicopious
“Hey guys, catch a glimpse of my sexual superhero on Youtube. His name is Cornicopious! In love he is powerless, but he’s horny plenty! ;^J” - @jimcarrey
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Turtle TV
“i want to watch old school teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoons right NOW! #GottaGivePropsTo me!” - @ninjasteeze
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Mashable Muscle
“I scared my roommate with the massive stretch marks that are on my shoulders because of my workout…” @benparr
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Milk Gives Me Gas
“but enough about that. Just drank milk & now I have #gas #ithappens” - @drenched_n_pink
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