December 2011
2 posts
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Zombie Kim Jong Il - Supreme Leader
Waiting for North Korea to announce Zombie Kim Jong-Il as Supreme Leader.Waiting. So. Hard.
— Neil Grayston (@neilgrayston) December 19, 2011
Submission: @bengillin
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New Website Coming Soon
I have been redesigning the Twetches website and it will be launching in the next week or two. The new site will no longer be on Tumblr. However, we will still use Tumblr to keep you up to date on all new Twitter Art.
Thanks and we’ll see you soon. :)
Ben
June 2011
2 posts
6 tags
Twetches Scout Books... ?
I just came across this website earlier today called Scout Books.
Scout Books makes it easy for you to create a custom moleskin style sketchbook/journal/doodle pad or whatever you want to call it.
Basically I am testing the waters to see if this is something that you guys would be interested in buying if I had them made.
Thanks and Let me know.
-Ben
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Stangel Squirrel Situation
“#FF My wife, @EWeitzman, who kept a crazed squirrel at bay while the authorities swooped in… #Clutch.” - @EricStangel
Twitter Art by: @bengillin
May 2011
4 posts
8 tags
Macho Man Slim Jim Tears
“I’m cryin’ on my Slim Jim. RIP Macho Man Randy Savage…” - @EricStangel
Twitter Art by: @bengillin
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TopherChris' Japanese Sex Toy
“Just walked home with a Japanese sex toy.” - @topherchris
Submission: @bengillin
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Type, Type, Type
“Type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type.” - @chriseverson
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Sided Tape
“Ran out of double sided tape.” - @rippedlove
Submission: @bengillin
April 2011
1 post
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Double Jointed
“And you smoked like two blunts, Double Jointed.” - @man_4daluvENT
Submission: @bengillin
March 2011
6 posts
6 tags
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Angry Peanut Butter
“If there is no peanut butter I will be angry, and I’m going to blame Amber. Dx” @jackieisajedi
Submitted by: @suburbatory
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Church Double Quarter Pounder
“Church needs to end so I can get me a Double Quarter Pounder!!!” - @_aAbeeXo_
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Your Money
“The safe way to Double Your Money is to fold it over once and put in your pocket ~ Frank Hubbard” - @fergufr
Submission: @bengillin
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Hispanic James Bond
“Mi Nombre Es 007 James Bond.” - @ger391
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Hustle
“Double Up on your Hustle Ya’ll.” - @liljojomusic
Submission: @bengillin
February 2011
13 posts
4 tags
Double Dragon Battle Toad Kick
“I’m about to double dragon battle toad kick someone.” - @theblackgrad
Submission: @bengillin
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Nickelodeon Goes Downhill
“Realized that ever since they took Double Dare off of the air that the quality of programming has gone down hill.” - @mendie22
Submission: @bengillin
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Northeast Americanos
“Apparently Americanos in the north east are just an espresso double shot.” - @ryangscofield
Submission: @bengillin
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iPhone Caps Lock
“So I’ve had the iPhone since the 3G (I’m on a 4 now). Just tonight I discovered caps lock! LOL *FacePalm* Double Tap the shift key. ugh.” @10inch45
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Bubble Panda Bear
“Double Bubble Pink Long Haired Panda Bear” - @derikdorfner
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Vision Hearts
“I see hearts. Double Vision” - @mariedriven
Submission: @bengillin
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Jersey Shore Double D's
“If you fall asleep watching #JerseyShore you will wake up with Double D’s and Gelled Hair.” - @mentionmebitch
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Helix
“Double Helix” - @vampireexpert
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Negative Life
“I think my life is a double negative.” - @slamminhammock
Submission: @bengillin
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NYC Double Exposure
“NYC Double Exposure - Holga” - @EPMD73
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Click Internet
“Before the internet you had to double click to open everything on computers.” - @3rdbornking
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Dribble - Nintendo
“I want to play “Double Dribble” on Nintendo.” - @IAMKRIPTIK
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Bass Bombs
“Theres some obnoxious banging noise outside… Sounds like a double bass pedal… Or bombs” - @austfisch
Submission: @bengillin
January 2011
11 posts
5 tags
Double Door Gay Bar
“Pretty drunk at the double door. Waiting for electric six #gaybar” - @jamesjakovec
Submission: @bengillin
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Chipotle Double Meat
“You know it’s a good day when the cashier at Chipotle forgets to ring you up for the double meat in your Barbacoa Bowl #smallpleasures” - @stevepaulo
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Jeopardy Mother
“Tonight’s double Jeopardy round features categories based on catch phrases from How I Met Your Mother. Love it!” - @latinamarie
Submission: @bengillin
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Divine Double Down
“If God wanted us to live on tofu, he wouldn’t have given us the KFC Double Down.” - @iconmaster
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Mint Ass Shake
“@AyeDeeBee U get on top of tables n shake ya ass 4 a quarter n a stick of double mint gum?” - @akayareal
Submission: @bengillin
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Times Square Double Dutch
“was jumping double dutch in the middle of times square. LOL!” - @angiebee_22
Submission: @bengillin
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Weed With Meth Sprinkles
“WTF the ice-cream man just drive by. I live in the country! I assume his special is a double scoop of weed with meth sprinkles.” - @robbellbottom
Submission: @bengillin
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Double Trouble Trigger Happy
“Woah, double trouble trigger happy. Sorry tweeples #ADD” - @millernofiller
Submission: @bengillin
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December 2010
2 posts
5 tags
Die Jersey Shore, Die.
“Barbara Walters’ “Most Fascinating People” list matches my “Drop in the middle of the ocean without life vests” list.” - @todaysbullshit
Submission: @bengillin
View The List Here.
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KKK Oatmeal Bus Route
“In the same town as my bus story someone built a KKK snowman a few days ago” - @oatmeal
Submission: @bengillin
On The Oatmeal’s Blog he wrote a little story about why he didn’t like riding the bus as a kid. Then The Oatmal posted the tweet above with a link to a picture of a racist snowman that was recently built in the same town that his childhood bus story takes...
October 2010
5 posts
6 tags
Kobe, Lebron, Jordan Double Cheeseburger
“I hate it when people compare Kobe && Lebron to Jordan. Its like comparing a Big Mac to a double cheeseburger….” - @o_OitsmissCali
Submission: @bengillin
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Gangsta Lorem Ippzle Dummy Text Generator
Update/Disclaimer: I wanted to post this to my other blog: ShutUpBen but failed due to a brain fart. As you can see this is in no way related or pertaining to Twitter Sketches. Anyway… Enjoy. :)
Lorizzle ipsum fo shizzle for sure amet, i’m in the shizzle adipiscing fo shizzle. Izzle sapien velizzle, aliquet volutpizzle, fizzle quis, that’s the shizzle vizzle, doggy....
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Drunks Who Like Bad Music
“People who are really into Jimmy Buffet are called “Parrotheads”, instead of just “drunks who like bad music”.” - @juliasegal
Submission: @bengillin
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Twitter Penis
“Twitter’s like walking into a crowded room with your penis hanging out your zipper. Some’ll notice, some won’t. But your statement is short.” @garyjbusey
Submission: @bengillin
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Computer Head
“#Shoutout 2 my Grahpic Designer 4being a Computer Head smh” - @pacmanp
Submission: @bengillin
September 2010
11 posts
3 tags
Wheelie Sad Segway
“The owner of the Segway company died in a Segway accident. Comedic irony aside, this is wheelie sad news.” - @funnyordie
Submission: @bengillin
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